Monday, December 31, 2007

Riley Time?

I was surprised to find a headline on ESPN.com that Cal won the final football game. My initial thought: they're still playing? To me, the season was over after the Big Game fiasco.

Anyway, after reading the recap, it seems like the kid who screwed up the season (frosh QB Kevin Riley) redeemed himself today after taking over for Longshore and leading the Bears back from a 21-0 deficit. So the big question that I'm wondering now is: who's the starting QB next year - Riley or Longshore?

Regardless, you know that somewhere in the world, Ayoob must be cursing himself once again.

Friday, December 21, 2007

2007: End of the Year Review

A 6 minute clip on what I did this year.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Happy Holidays, Take One

Word on the (proverbial) street is that Ng Film Productions has a blockbuster in the works for the holidays. Until its release, you will have to content yourself with my holiday card for 2007. As G-Unit would say, live long and prosper people.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Not in the Mitchell Report


Steroids
Originally uploaded by gng1524
In case you were wondering, this photo was not contained in the Mitchell Report. Despite allegations that this was due to steroids, I swear it was my B-12 vitamin injections and my rigorous workout regimen. Just ask my trainer Phil.

Skunk in the Jury Box

The long wait to see who would be named in the now infamous Mitchell report regarding the use of performance-enhancing substances is over. Luckily, candidate Ng dodged a bullet, escaping mention despite what we might call "questionable" practices with regards to his marathon/softball preparation. Wait, never mind.

Anyway, I am just writing in today to confirm that as the "family values" candidate for Mayor of [insert city name], Ng and this campaign will not rest until we have flushed out all the evildoers in baseball. We concur completely with the president in praying that the "steroid-era" of baseball should come to an end. And for all the naysayers out there continuing to accuse candidate Ng over his past, all I can say is this: You are throwing a skunk in the jury box, and we will never be able to remove that smell.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Who Needs the Law?

My first final of law school begins in 20 minutes. To say that it will not be a happy affair would be a grand understatement. If this experiment in "law" doesn't work out, I might be back in SF sooner than anyone expected.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

An Obituary to Cal Football 2007

Yesterday, I took a day trip to NYC to do the preppy thing and check out the Yale Club. After the wine-and-dine, I went over to the Lower East Side and hung out with Roberto and Christina at the Cal bar to watch The Big Game. While it was great to reunite with some old friends, I was frustrated and saddened to see all of the Tedford magic that I have gotten used to over the years gone from the team. It was a clear sign that their hearts weren't in the game when our No. 1 receiver, DeSean Jackson, was on the sidelines just watching. Come on. It's the big freakin' game! All hands on deck, injury or no injury!!

As the game went on, I couldn't help but find parallels between being a Cal fan and being a Red Sox fan, pre 2004. In both cases, they give you so much hope only to have them bust you down with disappointment. This season and yesterday's game exemplified this. After playing like crap for the first three quarters and racking up so many penalities, the Bears came storming back with some great plays. And then they had not one, but TWO opportunities to score, but the dude kept dropping the ball. This caused several heart attacks at the bar. And of course, during the third attempt to score, we got intercepted and we saw the Longshore face.

To take a quote from the upcoming movie, "The Consultant," this team played with their heads and not with their hearts. For The Big Game, they lacked the passion and drive to win it especially when they were in control of their own destiny. But more seriously. How can you lose to a team that lost to Notre Dame last week?

The 2007 season started out with a bang, but ended with a whimper. And while I do blame the entire team and Tedford for the failure (and I hate doing the latter, but it's ultimately the coach's responsibility), there is one person I am glad to see leaving. Screw you Schenider! If you hadn't gotten injured during practice, who knows what could've happened?