It Wasn't Me

It wasn't me.

— Shaggy

Before the mainstream media picks this up, I would just like to come out and say that I had nothing to do with this article. The important thing is that we do not allow the lies that are promulgated by our enemies to distract us from the real problems that face the noble city of San Francisco, viz., paving the roads (assholes), taking back the 'loin, and privatizing MUNI.

This campaign has faced numerous hurdles in the past, from our candidate moving 3,000 miles away, to him being accused of using performing-enhancing substances. We have weathered each so-called scandal with poise and determination; this non-issue will prove to be just that, despite the best efforts of those who would oppose our revolution.

Eight Months Later

Take back the loin!

Eight Months Later

New Ad Coming Soon

A new ad will premiere soon. It is entitled "8 Months Later."

Stay tuned.

We Ride Together, We Die Together

The past few weeks have been very difficult for myself, my family, and my friends as I've had to face repeated allegations of steroid and performance-enhancing drug usage during the time I worked. I have always claimed that my work and project performance were all due to practice and determination. Yet, these lies have continued to follow me and plague me like the black venon that it is.

But enough's enough and it's time to be on the offense. I'm returning to San Francisco with the 1524sf team, and we will all clean this mess one way or another. As Ron Paul would say, the revolution continues. Or even better, "we ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life."

We're taking back the street. And while I acknowledge that no matter what we discuss in SF during my time there I am never going to have my name restored, I've got to try and set the record straight.

March 12-22nd. San Francisco. The encore. This shit's got real.

Stay tuned

Touch the Magic: The Return

The 1524 reunion tour is confirmed for March 2008 in San Francisco, Calif. Shit just got real.

Super Tuesday

Super Tuesday results are still coming in, but it now seems clear that there will be no decisive victor. This makes it even more important that people living in primary states that hold elections in the next few weeks vote.

Our supporters across the country will be happy to know that 1524 has come down strongly against "change." Change is bad. It is against the American way. We encourage you to write in Jeb where you can. Four more years!