You Messed with an O.G.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."

That is quote from one of my favorite movies of all time, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

I immediately thought about these words yesterday afternoon after discovering that someone had keyed my car on all four sides. The major damage was on the front hood and truck hood where the assholes keyed in two curse words.

Now, I'm usually a peaceful guy and I really don't turn to violence when I'm angry. I really don't think violence is the answer to most things. However, I am going to the other side on this issue.

My main goal in my remaining time here is to find these hooligans and bring them to justice by any means necessary. I will be the poster child to BAMN. Yes, I am talking about Street Justice. As Mayor to SF, I will launch sweeping raids to ensure that no corner is left unguarded. I will use all my resources to bring these people to justice. Besides paving the roads and my other campaign promises, I am now officially declaring that I will upgrade my "Take back the Loin" promise to "Take back the streets."

You, my hoodlums, have officially pissed me off. Prepare to meet your end. You're messing with an O.G.

The chase may look like this:




More seriously though... Who the hell keys cars these days? That's just idiotic.