Sunday, August 12, 2007

Re: Clinton's Endorsement of Mr. Newsom

I think it's another case of the liberal media making blatant biases against what is in fact reality. I've been tracking the SF Chronicle over the last few days and I've been a bit shocked that they have been assuming that there is no major and viable candidate running against Mr. Newsom. Hello? Have they been not reading this blog? I'm running. Jeez. Great job guys. Maybe you should focus your attention away from finding the Zodiac and instead, feeling the pulse of the city... just like I am. All the way from Toronto. Call it "telecommuting." People all the world do it for their jobs. I am applying that ideology towards running a political campaign. You wait and see. It is revolutionary.

Anyway, the main reason for this post and why I am breaking my silence is that I would like to address you, the people, about my thoughts on Ms. Clinton's recent endorsement on my political rival, Mr. Newsom. While I previously did not have any "beef" on Ms. Clinton, this really ticked me off. The gloves have been thrown down. It is O-VAH between me and her. On that note, I am now actively seeking an endorsement from any of her rivals including Mr. O'Reilly (I know you're not running, but doesn't that have a nice ring to it? President Bill O'Reilly), Senator McCain, Senator Obama.... heck, even Mr. Nadar. You know how to reach me. My operators are standing by for your telephone call.

Thank you all and pass this message on. Together, we can take back the 'loin.

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