Clean and Clear

The Garett Ng for Mayor campaign would just like to let all you loyal supporters out there know that despite Messr. Ng's inexplicable love for Daly City, Calif., and his shared heritage with pariah Norman Hsu, no money was accepted from this man, or anyone associated with him, during the duration of the campaign. This is not because of the alleged "illegality" of Messr. Hsu's donations: we care not about stupid campaign finance laws used to prevent rich men and women from buying their ways into elections (admittedly, we would do so ourselves, if we could); rather, we would never have accepted this tainted money because Hsu has shown himself to support a wide variety of Defeatocrat candidates and causes that stand in direct opposition to our stated platform: Four More Years!

So rest assured loyal supporters: Ng is clean and clear of the law! Let's here it: four more years! Four more years! FOUR MORE YEARS!